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		<title>Tech Euphemisms: What Those Error Messages Really Mean</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are hilarious.  I thought the best (quoted here) were from Windows.
Euphemism #3
Error message: &#8220;Windows has encountered an error and must shut down.&#8221;
Translation: Now you’ve done it.
Euphemism #4
Blue Screen of Death (BSoD) message: “Check for viruses on your computer. Remove any newly installed hard drives or hard drive controllers. Check your hard drive to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teen Thief Accidentally Dials 911From His Pocket</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teen Thief Caught After Accidentally Dialing 911, From His Pocket. (@sherryheyl tweeted this)
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